cosmo tip #258
dont let him poop anymore that hole’s for you and you only
correcting someone on fall out boy lyrics is like correcting someone on math homework we both have a pretty good chance of being right but theres also a huge chance that we’re both wrong too
isn’t that a fall out boy song title
And my last post is an example of why taking a mythology class is dumb because fun things are no longer fun
Narcissus wouldn’t be invited to Zeus’ party because Narcissus wasn’t a god. He was a foolish man who felt like nobody was good enough for him.
Zeus would go down to earth to have sex with pretty much EVERYONE and he would tell Echo to go talk to her. So Echo, who was born with the inability to end conversations, would go and talk and talk and talk to Hera until Zeus would come back and stop it.
When Hera found out she punished Echo by only being able to repeat what the last person had said to her. Hera then had cupid shoot an arrow into her so she would fall in love with Narcissus.
Then cupid hit Narcissus in the back with a poisoned arrow so he fell in love with himself when he saw his reflection in a pond. When Echo professed her love and narcissus shot her down Echo ran away and began living in a cave.
That’s why today if you go to a Cave and talk you hear her talking back to you.
Narcissus on the other hand became so obsessed with his image in the pond that he died because he no longer fed himself and therefore starved to death.
This is why we say that people who are in love with themselves are narcissistic
Pretty much everything in the comedy tag is not funny or even comedy related
oh my god poor Steve
HIS BIRTHDAY IS LITERALLY JULY 4, 1918
Captain America has to tell people that he was actually born on the 4th of July with a straight face
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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Joe Rogan ripping Carlos Mencia during Carlos’ standup.
No lame dude who just came to my work. NO
Orlando Jones is not a washed up hack whose career went no where.
You wanted to buy you and your gf tickets to see CARLOS MENCIA.
You want to talk about a washed up hack?
How about Carlos Mencia doesn’t have a funny bone in his body unless his dick is shaped weird.
Carlos Mencia has stolen every joke he has ever said and you want to know something else?
You only want to see him because you thought Mind of Mencia was funny when you were 13.
Guess what asshole, Carlos’ material is nothing like that show. Carlos’ material is ranty and rude.
He is a mean spirited vindictive cunthole who isn’t worth dirt to society.